Were ice cream a form of money for barter and all other financial exchange, I would be an interesting economic factor. I would/do eat all of it that I can get my hands on. I wish I were a wrestler who was constantly trying to gain weight. Of course, I'd work to add lots of muscle, but I'd eat ice cream with most meals, too. If I were a politician, I'd treat all guests to my home with ice cream and a cigar while we contemplate the scene of politics. Forget spraying wine or dumping Gatorade on a coach's head- If I were a member of a World Series winning team, I'd rub ice cream in the coach's hair, and throw ice cream around the locker room. And while we're on the topic of wine, why aren't there ice cream connesuirs? Why aren't there more independantly prestigious ice cream producers? This is not a joking matter, folks.